Lesson 1:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 2
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: " Sure , why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 3
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

congratulate e1+e2 english band 2 for winning this round of debate. (:
and to zhimin who got best speaker.

jiayous!

Haha!!!! Benjamin here! I set a new record-im the first to blog in class! On 24th june 2008 9.52am! Haha joseph hello!

okae. im here to make sme reminders.
1)class timetable is ready in zhonghua website.
[http://www.zhonghuasec.moe.edu.sg/Class%20Timetable/3E1.pdf]
2)pls rmb to do the teaching n learning survey.
3)pls bring money for the chalet if you hvnt not paid.
4)money for mr kelvin tan.
5) and homework!

(:

HELLO PEOPLE. :D

IT'S SATURDAY AND SCHOOLD'S GONNA START ON MONDAY.
(OHMYGODNOOOOOO)

OKAY.
SO PEOPLE.

Please Remember To Bring Your Report Books On Monday.

See Your Guys On Monday!~


Wahlim

I just had a conversation with Mr Ang.

♠♥ĴΘ®ÐÃΩ♣♦__________Lazing around is the best reward says:
Who is our new E maths teacher?

Lionel Ang says:
miss eileen tan
but not really confirm yet

♠♥ĴΘ®ÐÃΩ♣♦__________Lazing around is the best reward says:
But its definitely not Mr Chu?

Lionel Ang says:
yup

So, the survey must have a error.!









-Jingloon was here (Duh thats why this post rocks)

Yo everyone. Would like to express my thanks to everyone who made time to come down to the chalet and for making it a success with the encouraging response of the amount of people. The bbq was okay i guess other than for the nice HUGE DISPENSER which Li wen brought. And Mr Ang is so lame and he got owned by the number and the meh meh game lol. Chin Teck and Samuel also got owned. Jing Loon and I are pro.

HAS ANYONE SEEN GRANDPA?

3e108 For The Win



whoo~
i shall be the one to start the ball rolling!
xD
but i duno wad to say. everything in my blog!
haha.

but i mus really thank every1 that came. haha.
successful leh!
mr ang send a msg, wantin me to thank every1 that has made the chalet possible,
if you're one,
pat urself on the shoulder n say WELL DONE!
LOL.
actuali, you noe im the worst organiser you can find.
haha.

CLASS OUTING 2!

3e1 CLASS CHALET no. 1!

comfortable room!
cards!
horrendous cycling experience!
pokemon n scooby doo!
stupid dispenser!
many many bbq food!
fantastic noodles!
lack of drinks!
ICE!
black magic!
take pics take pics thingy!
how many meh meh jump over the wall!
experience frm walkin alone in forest at nite!
stingrays and sotong!
burnt and unwanted corn n potato!
PHOTOS!
JOKES!
longest yard!
macdonalds!
TERMINAL 3!
T.I.R!
ADVANCE FIGHTER JET!
GRANDPA!
MUMBAI!
Sleepin bus trips!
cheapo cake!
broken sparkling bottle!

... continue!...
3e1 is loved. (:



heyhey people.
change timing. but i guess all of you noe.
change to
3pm at

PASIR RIS BUS INTERCHANGE!

thanks thanks!
(:
* how i wish tml will be a success..

liwen